Thursday, 09 September 2010, 09:12
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-Kein- poor Hal
-Kein- his life is from but to bug
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* Eddie looks at his bottle of yukon jack
* Eddie looks at his coca cola
< Eddie> im bout to get FUCKED up tonight
<@Jobe> Eddie: on in ya mouth, the other up ya arse?
<@Jobe> *one
<@mark> Jobe, you're sick
< haltdef> sweet, I'll be allowed to use my connection in 5 mins
< haltdef> evil isp :/
<@mark> Hmm
<@mark> Eddie is talking about getting drunk
<@mark> Jobve is talking about doing sexual things with inanimate objects
<@mark> And haltdef is saying 'sweet'
* mark runs
< haltdef> -_-
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<chaz> i broke anope :)
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<%Eck> Teressa: bang it a few times
<%Eck> works for me
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<&Hemingray> Jer, that's tiny
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Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
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<@haltdef> yea then I'm fucked
<+Jobe> bend over and you can be fucked now too
<@haltdef> sweet
<@haltdef> pls to be using lube
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@Perihelion: Vadtec eat my poop.
  Vadtec: ill pass, skat aint my thing
@Perihelion: It is now
@Jobe: lol
  Vadtec: ummm, sure....i still think not
@Perihelion: Bah you're no fun
@Perihelion: You make me sad in the pants Mr. Vadtec
  TheKing: ...
  TheKing: I just got one of the most dirtiest thoughts.
  Kein: use hand
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<@Vash> scott, i paid you in canadian dollars.
<@katsklaw> ok
<@katsklaw> pay me is sexual favors next month . I can afford the $9
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<&Vash> man i hate cold sores..
<~katsklaw> cold sores? how did you masturbate with your mouth?
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<&Vash> i just dropped my cell phone on my crotch
<~katsklaw> I hope it's not on vibrate
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* Edavis slaps Jobe with his centimeter-peter
< Edavis> Wow, that made it seem like mine was a centimeter
< Edavis> I fail :<
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<+bird603568> THE INTERNETS IS FULL OF SYN
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<n00bie> can you say something for bash quotes ? :P
<don_will> yes
<n00bie> ok that will do it.. lol
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<@CyberBotX> In Soviet Russia, variables cast you!
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<@Comanchee> katsklaw, open browser to 1.2.3.4
<@Comanchee> see if it works
<~katsklaw> you have to edit the file as it's owner
<~katsklaw> it says Comanche loves black cawk .. it that the right page?
<@Comanchee> no that aint it
<&Jobe> Comanchee dies!!!! ?
<&Jobe> sure, give me a sec to type /kill
<~katsklaw> Comanchee Lives .. Muhahahahahahaha!
<&Jobe> :P
<@Comanchee> yup thats it, or close enough
<@Comanchee> lol
* &Jobe is so tempted
<~katsklaw> to love black cawk?
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<Snooopy`> how do i set anope to link with unreal auto when windows starts?
<~Jobe> <- doesnt support Anope on windows
<Snooopy`> ugh
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<HitMan> works a killer
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<@Vash> perhaps I should open Sex_Talk with Vash
<@Vash> ..
<@Vash> #Sex_Talk-with-Vash
<+Anarchy> dang i joined ;)
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17:42 <@P> la version 3.2.7 est le courant version
17:42 <@P> >_<
17:42 <@P> Oh that failed.
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* Jobe bangs head
<shahjinn> ouch
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<macgyverdgi> :(
<macgyverdgi> I'm not in any of the quotes, damn
<macgyverdgi> I think if I talk a little more then you'll quote me
<macgyverdgi> lol
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* %PingBad zaps katsklaw with a cattle prod
* &Jobe probes PingBad with a cattle prod#
* %PingBad rapes Jobe with an anal probe he stole from ET
[% » PingBad] oh stop complaining Jobe
[% » PingBad] we all know you enjoy that sort of thing :)
[& » Jobe] lol
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<Jobe-Away> im just not all here
<katsklaw> that's not a news flash
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<@Jobe-Work> Billyb0b: you know the rules
<mooncup> Billyb0b: and so do I
<Billyb0b> so do you what?
<mooncup> It's my commitment that I'm thinking of.
<mooncup> You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
<mooncup> I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
<Billyb0b> get what
<mooncup> Want to make you understand.
<Billyb0b> understand what?
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