Saturday, 14 December 2019, 12:40
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Quote: 163; Rating: -5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 05th August 2008
<@mark> Yea...the 7 year old child labourer at the Chinese office of your ISP dropped the packet cause it was a bit heavy :P
Quote: 26; Rating: 42; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
[(katsklaw@ircd):~]: make sense
make: don't know how to make sense. Stop
Quote: 382; Rating: 28; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 20th October 2014
<+beorn> Security is SEP.
<+grawity> SEP?
< Sporks> Somebody Else's Problem
<+beorn> Sporks knows what's up
< Sporks> Not a clue.
<+beorn> I know.
Quote: 64; Rating: 41; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 20th October 2007
<~katsklaw> Vash, we are what we eat .. which is why you are a huge cock ;)
Quote: 413; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd November 2018
<zchrykng> Off to dinner for me. See you all later.
* NeoBogan swipes a plateful from zchrykng's table
<NeoBogan> it's lasagne, right? :)
<zchrykng>  NeoBogan: bison burgers from Ted's
<NeoBogan> never had bison burger before
* NeoBogan devours
<zchrykng> A lot like beef, leaner more flavor.
<NeoBogan> so would be good in lasagne or spagbol
<NeoBogan> good to know :)
<NeoBogan> pity we don't get bison in NZ :(
<zchrykng> At least the only deadly animals you have are imported.
* NeoBogan checks the customs manifest
<NeoBogan> no, we don't import our politicians...
<zchrykng> Hah
Quote: 419; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 29th December 2018
<@Jobe> yup, im broken, just looked at my desk and was wondering where my watch was, turns out it was right where you'd expect a watch to be, on my wrist
Quote: 1; Rating: 99; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 04th August 2007
<n00bie> can you say something for bash quotes ? :P
<don_will> yes
<n00bie> ok that will do it.. lol
Quote: 95; Rating: 28; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 18th November 2007
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you
Quote: 434; Rating: 0; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 23rd February 2019
<+FoxsideMiners> I have ALWAYs sucked at spelling
<@Jobe> *speeling?
Quote: 35; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 29th September 2007
<NetRJS-1> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Quote: 7; Rating: 11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 26th August 2007
<iSi> What would i have to add to cs_operonlyregister.cs to limit it to services admins only ?
<@katsklaw> iSi, where did you get the module?
<iSi> off the website
<@katsklaw> well duh .. which site? .. there is only 300billion of them on the internet
<iSi> anope.org
* @katsklaw can see this is like pulling teeth ...
<@katsklaw> old site?
<@katsklaw> new ste?
<@katsklaw> be specific
Quote: 116; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 20th January 2008
<@Vash> scott, i paid you in canadian dollars.
<@katsklaw> ok
<@katsklaw> pay me is sexual favors next month . I can afford the $9
Quote: 43; Rating: 16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 02nd October 2007
<IZZY4EL> Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
<IZZY4EL> a seat-belt
Quote: 175; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 30th September 2008
<@Jobe> can ya feel the love
<&Rob> i can! :)
<&Rob> and its growing
Quote: 403; Rating: 0; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 25th October 2017
<%Cronus> i think its time we search up dax quotes on anopequotes.org
<dax> go for it
<dax> some real goldie ones in there too
<%Cronus> there are
<Techman> I've never made it to the hall of fame
< *> Techman shits out a golden quote
<Techman> okay, stick that in there Cronus
Quote: 173; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 29th September 2008
Amanda:» Hmm, I should probably eat today right?
Amanda:» That's what people do nowadays
Malaptop:» unless u r a robot
Amanda:» Hmm, nah...not smart enough
peer:» I just had some spaghetti bolognese
Amanda:» So maybe my programmer was a moron
** Amanda beeps
Malaptop:» touche
peer:» Amanda's to fail to be a robot.
Amanda:» I wanted to be...a lumberjack! :(
peer:» and I wanted to be the axe ;)
Amanda:» I'm not going to wrap my hands around your shaft.
Quote: 75; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 22nd October 2007
<&Vash> guys!
<&Vash> big news!
<&Vash> My sex change is ready
<&Vash> err..
Quote: 205; Rating: -32; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 19th December 2008
< Liber> i feel like you're about to ask me to be a lab rat for something.
<@Jobe> wanna test something?
Quote: 326; Rating: 51; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 25th June 2012
<@Jobe> this isnt UnrealIRCd support
<Goodman> what are u talking?
* Goodman slaps Jobe around a bit with a large trout
<@Jobe> BBL
<Goodman> ?/
<Goodman> jobe fast
<Goodman> ??
<Goodman> Jobe is bad person
<Goodman> No moral person i have ever met
<Goodman> thank you for your information
<Goodman> and good bye
<Goodman> i will remember you thats how you treated me like this
<Goodman> !!!!!!!!!!
<Goodman> bad services
Goodman [~GoodMan@5BE9B758.309F6105.5963BF5B.IP] has left #anope
Quote: 222; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 16th February 2009
<+UTF-8> what is mooncup?
<+Io> The leader of anonymous i think.
Quote: 372; Rating: 50; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 08th February 2014
{ & | Timmy } here i am
* Quits: &Timmy [webchat@gig-38C5963.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au] [Ping timeout: 248 seconds]
{ dax } and there he goes
Quote: 441; Rating: 6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 01st July 2019
<@NeoBogan> <@Jobe> fucking tcl <-- you procreate your way, and I'll procreate mine
* @NeoBogan heads off to ravage a pornstar
<@Jobe> lol
Quote: 249; Rating: 38; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 02nd August 2009
<mooncup> I loves the cocks
Quote: 268; Rating: 35; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 09th June 2010
<~chaz> I hate people
Quote: 53; Rating: 34; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 08th October 2007
<GeniusDex> as said, my left hand consists mainly of my middle finger
<Cyd> ohh GeniusDex
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