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Quote: 277; Rating: 11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 12th August 2010
* CyberBotX has morphed into CBX-PoweredDown
{ dax } finally!
* dax grabs the hookers, partybox, and brew
* @CBX-PoweredDown eats dax.
{ dax } I hope ya cooked me first
{ dax } otherwise you'll be chewing for hours
{ @ | CBX-PoweredDown } I don't need to chew.
{ dax } that practiced with deepthroating? :P
{ @ | DukePyrolator } dax: 1 cbx: 0
{ @ | CBX-PoweredDown } I think not.
* dax concurs with DP
Quote: 55; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 09th October 2007
<~katsklaw> Syntax error for command LIFE: User no longer exists.
Quote: 239; Rating: 51; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 17th May 2009
< Liber> There should be a way to bind to messages sent by Anope, as well as received
<@zomg> There should be a way to kill Liber with a spoon
* ElementalAlchemist gets the spoon magnifier.
< Liber> ...
<@zomg> Whale ho!
<@zomg> Fetch the harspoons lads!
< Liber> So there isnt a way to bind to sent messages?
<@zomg> Dont know...cant check now. I'm whaling
< ElementalAlchemist> O_O
<@zomg> Thar she blows!
* zomg lobs a spoon at Liber
< Liber> ...
* Liber rolls his eyes
<@zomg> His eyes have rolled back into his head! We've won lads!
* zomg mounts Liber's head above her mantle
Quote: 214; Rating: -22; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 12th January 2009
<@choirboy> I feel a great disatisfaction within my bowels.
<@choirboy> I do what i have to have sex with a stick
Quote: 314; Rating: -7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 17th December 2011
(JOIN) (NaTaS) (NaTaS@teranova-937d47a2.pool.mediaWays.net) hat #denora betreten! [38]
(NaTaS) Mahlzeit...
(~DukePyrolator) hi
(NaTaS) DukePyrolator german?
(~DukePyrolator) yes
(~DukePyrolator) but this channel is english only ... join #anope.de for german support
(NaTaS) for denora self too?
(~DukePyrolator) yes
(@OUTsider) since when is it english only ? :P
(@FailClaus) since DukePyrolator owns the channel
(%Viper) so.... german who says his english sucks takes over channel and then makes it english only? ;p
(@FailClaus) yeah
(~DukePyrolator) :(
(~DukePyrolator) I hate you all.
Quote: 140; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 06th May 2008
<@katsklaw> !drop 50% of PingBad's ACK packets
<@Jobe> lol
<@katsklaw> keep talking .. someone will eventually understand you ;P
<@Jobe> lol
<+[Rav3n]> lol
<+PingBad> lawlz
Quote: 24; Rating: 146; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<@Certus> I like pussy
< Trystan> why we are we not surprised
Quote: 113; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th January 2008
«Jobe» < fez> yeah seriously fuck apple <- id rather fuck someone who's female
«fez» jobe i'm not sure if the emphasis there was on _someone_ or on _female_
«fez» generally when one suggests fucking a corporation they don't mean it in _that_ way...
«Jobe» fez: it was more on "human" then inanimate object such as an apple
«Viper» lol wel it s human it s gd enough for Jobe
¢ Viper fetches his grandma
«Jobe» nah shes too old
«Viper» but she s human!
«Viper» well sort of
«Viper» doesn't like like it, but deep down still is
«Jobe» dude the point I was making, was I would fuck an apple
«Jobe» :P
Quote: 280; Rating: 37; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 08th October 2010
* Joins: desiree (joji@dasdasd@myirc-9E6E79B4.home.otenet.gr)
<desiree> hello , i am from another network and need help with services
<&VisioN> what services you use?
<desiree> nickserv , chanserv, memoserv , hostserv
<&VisioN> well this help chan provides help only for network problems that arrise , its quite possible though you are using anope services (since those are most popular around) so go ask anope to get official help.
<desiree> an ope ? do you know any good opes ?
*Waken hits his head on the wall
<&VisioN> yeah just press /quit i wanna find an ope!
*Quits: desiree (joji@dasdasd@myirc-9E6E79B4.home.otenet.gr) (Quit: i wanna find an ope!)
Quote: 90; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 14th November 2007
<PeterPowell> lucy doesnt seem to realise that when she asks me to read through her C++ i dont have a clue what it does :x
<PeterPowell> the joys of having a girlfriend who is an uber geek :x
<Trystan> they are fun to have.. can have "geek sex"
<PeterPowell> i know!
<PeterPowell> :P
<PeterPowell> she wants to "compile my fantasies"
Quote: 339; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 12th January 2013
<DBoyz> #1 - find a way to make yourself an irc operator on your server
<DBoyz> #2 - reg your nick
<DBoyz> #3 - identify to services
<Lukario45> Ok
<DBoyz> #4 make sure you have servicesroot on the services side
<Lukario45> How do i add more ranks?
<Lukario45> like & and ~
<DBoyz> only if your ircd supports & and ~
<DBoyz> #5 to be honest, you are not fit to be running an irc server
<DBoyz> #6 lunch time
Quote: 92; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 15th November 2007
<PetPow> meh
<PetPow> im not bothered if i look like an ass
<Joey> obviously. :)
Quote: 319; Rating: 26; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 13th February 2012
<Helpl0x> so which is "nickserv" is it "/msg botserv" or is it "/msg chanserv"
<%Jeremy> its NickServ...
Quote: 285; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th February 2011
< Merwyn> chanserv: No such nick/channel
< Merwyn> :'(
* Merwyn commits suicide
< Syloq> I wish all help requests would end this way.
Quote: 409; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2018
<+JohnLewis> For now
<NeoBogan> we have
<icinga-miraheze> RECOVERY
Quote: 136; Rating: -11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 11th April 2008
* Spy (SohbetIRC@309E3AA8.368B08DB.89F0984C.IP) has joined #anope
<Spy> Selam
<haltdef> no
<Spy> Türkish ??
<haltdef> no
<Spy> :((
<haltdef> read the rules
<Spy> :?
<Spy> services
<haltdef> cabbage
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> net
<Spy> services
<haltdef> canada
<haltdef> fried egg
<Spy> Turkish
<Spy> Rob
<haltdef> speak all the turkish you want
<Spy> haltdef
<haltdef> nobody will understand you
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz.net
<haltdef> care not
<Spy> Services KuruLumu Yapilmasi Gerekiyor.
<Spy> Dictionary ??
<haltdef> omg yes
<Spy> irc.Sohbetcimiz.net
<haltdef> nobody cares about your network
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<haltdef> stop spamming it
<haltdef> ? aliases
-Zbot/#anope- aliases == http://www.unrealircd.com/faq.php#55
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> n
<Spy> e
<Spy> t
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<haltdef> idiot
<Spy> La olm Mal
<haltdef> jobey? :(
<Spy> haltdef gotune kayom
<haltdef> noes
<Spy> haltdef
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> n'''''e'''''t
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<Spy> Okey ?
<haltdef> pay attention
<haltdef> [21:15:03/11] -Zbot:#anope- aliases == http://www.unrealircd.com/faq.php#55
<Spy> :(:(
<Jobe> english only
<Spy> :(
<Spy> I am turk
<Spy> help
<haltdef> nothing we can do about that
<haltdef> once you're a turk, you're stuck like that I'm afraid
<haltdef> :(
<Spy> see you
<Spy> :(
<Spy> tµtkí wµrµLmµ$µm µLµ ørtâ ßír Søkâkda qôzLéríné .? /amsg See You ..!
* Spy has quit (Quit: ..::Sohbetci::..)
Quote: 397; Rating: 6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 23rd March 2017
<@Viper> i was bad, but now i am suddenly happy
<@Viper> for the next 15 secs
Quote: 201; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 28th November 2008
<%Nick> i dont have a big ego
Quote: 71; Rating: -9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st October 2007
< Vash> its hot, i was under my table for like 20 minutes fixing my cables.
<@heinz> nice euphamism.
Quote: 191; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 10th November 2008
< peer> i has a usb floppy drive
< peer> :O
* chaz claps
<@Jobe-Work> peer: so do I
<@w00t> 3 & 1/4 inch no doubt, peer
<@w00t> poor showing.
<@Jobe-Work> its nothing big really
Quote: 288; Rating: -27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th March 2011
<Cooldude170> I actually had a directory called /plzdontlook/osht/nop0rnhere on my VPS.
Quote: 431; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 21st February 2019
<TheOnlyBouncer> woo refactoring code!
<TheOnlyBouncer> because if (object->next->next->next->id->next) is a bit.. yeah
<CandyAngel> All aboard the accessor train. Choo->choo!
<TheOnlyBouncer> hahaha, that is literally the best programmer joke i heard this year
<TheOnlyBouncer> CandyAngel, can i please submit that to bash.org? XD
Quote: 229; Rating: -5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 31st March 2009
<~Perihelion> free(tibet);
<&w00t> don't do that
Quote: 422; Rating: -1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 20th January 2019
<rhinosf1> Has anyone seen Oshwah? Looks like a few days off to me, well deserved!!
<NotASpy> he's a lazy fuck, doesn't do anything to warrant a few days off
<rhinosf1> NotASpy - Oshwah always helps me on here.
<NotASpy> it's a mirage, he's not really helping you. He's a master of illusion.
<rhinosf1> NotASpy - well, He's very good with (blocking) new users.
<NotASpy> that's the easiest thing any admin can do, just sit and hit F5 on the new user list. That's slacking off. I bet Oshwah doesn't even hit refresh himself, I bet he has a button presser to do it for him, such is his lazyness.
<rhinosf1> Maybe but when I first started editing he advised on IRC Clients and helped me get pending changes. I found what I've learnt since first interacting with him very helpful.
<NotASpy> he's probably better at that teaching stuff that me, I'll give him that
<AntiComposite> NotASpy's "teaching method" is quite something.
<NotASpy> AntiComposite: it's a carrot and stick model
<NotASpy> firstly, the carrot is shoved up someone's arse, then the stick is inserted about half way. The protruding half is broken off and then used to beat the person around the head. Carrot and stick. See.
Quote: 297; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 07th June 2011
* Quits: DeaMoN (Hell@AD410F.CBE657.F3D2FD.C30377) (Quit: If you are seeing this message please turn of your computer as soon as possible to prevent harm to your brain!)
<Viper> i 'd rather he used that quit message as an on-join message... ^.^
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